User blog:SisayTheMan/HAOTW: Prologue

Home Alone On The Wiki: Prologue (The Break-In) (Part 1)

(Note this is before HAOTW Events took place, so therefore Rowlet isn’t a Shadow yet.

“Hey Rowlet, how about you get better wifi!” Dodo teased. “Be quiet, I can live off this for a long time, you just don’t believe in me.” “With the amount of confidence you have in it. I am very impressed.” Said Dodo shockingly. Dragon walked in. “Mason and his alts could strike at any time. We also don’t have any night guards at all, we may be in big trouble.” “Nonsense Dragon, we’ll live.” Said Dodo acting like Dragon’s suggestion was ultimately nothing. “I’m just warning you, now that you just said that. I’ll take no responsibility for a break-in with Mason.” And Dragon walked away from there.

“Tweet Twoot, maybe we should listen to Dragon.” Said Rowlet. Sisay walked in, “Guess what guys? I got my Mod and Chat ranks!” He said cooly. Wakky looked out from her apartment, she was on break. “I will take away his rank at all costs. He will not have that sort of freedom that he  had obtained in this wrecked world.” She said in a dark bland voice. Sipping her coffee from there. “Congrats Sisay, now go start with your job. Us mods don’t exist for nothin’.” Said Rowlet. “Here Sisay, the magical Ban Hammer that you can use to your will.” Said Dodo. “Thank you, Lord, I will ban all the vandals I see.” And Sisay ran happily out of the room!

* Later That Evening*

“Now Mason, how will we possibly get in there?” Said one of his minions. “They seem impossible to get by with all their strength.” Don’t worry boys, haven’t you heard what they have said? Listen to this audiotape of them speaking.”

''“Mason and his alts could strike at any time. We also don’t have any night guards at all, we may be in big trouble.” “Nonsense Dragon, we’ll live.” Said Dodo acting like Dragon’s suggestion was ultimately nothing. “I’m just warning you, now that you just said that. I’ll take no responsibility for a break-in with Mason.” And Dragon walked away from there.''

“They don’t got any night guards, it’ll be SO EASY to sneak in there!” Said Mason. “Look at these Layouts of our attempt.”

“Mason, do you realize how bizarre that plan sounds? It can’t be this easy.” “Well too bad, we’re doing it.” Said Mason pointing a crowbar at his minions head.

* Later at 1:00 AM*

“Hello everyone, remember the plan?” Said Mason. “Yes sir, Yes!” Said the minions. “Hey you, put a ladder on the side of the building.” Said Mason. “Let’s go!” And the crew climbed up the ladder and alas, there was the chimney. “Get in, get in!” They went down the chimney. “Hurry up turtles, we gotta go Santa speed.” Said Mason desperately. They finally reached a vent. But it broke under pressure and Mason and all his minions fell into the wiki headquarters. Sirens started to ring, Mason decided enough was enough and robbed something and got out of there. Unfortunately, that something was Sisay’s, Ban Hammer.

* The Next Morning*

“Hello, is this the CTD?” Said Dragon. “Yup! City’s Top Detective at your service, what seems to be the problem, mam. “It’s horrible! Sisay’s Ban Hammer is gone without explanation.” Sisay could be heard from the background, “*Sniffles* IT’S GONE, ALL GONE! I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE A MODERATOR.” “I’ll be right in your area.” Said the CTD.

* A half-hour later*

The detective started looking around the building. “Do any of your friends have anything that could help us solve this?” Asked the CTD. “Well, I do!” Said Dodo walking in. “But you think I’d spill the beans THAT easily?” “Is that so?” Said the CTD. “We would like to know the answers.” “Ok then, what is the secret passcode?” “Poop Diarrhea Bread.” “WRONG!” Said Dodo. The police officer next to the detective pointed a taser at him. “Man, just tell us. Or we won’t have to use this on you.” “Oh fine, I’ll tell you.” Said Dodo, he felt he had to mature eventually.

''“It was 1:00 AM that horrific night. I had at first not listen to Dragon’s warning about the Break-In. But decided to stay behind for the night anyway just to be sure. Then it happened, alarms started to ring and they were in a desperate run for Sisay’s Hammer. I saw them very clearly and decided to go after them and report them. I was too late, I felt ashamed.”''

“Describe what he was wearing, would ya?”

“A black and white suit, he had white hair.” Said Dodo desperately. “Ok.” Said the Detective. Come on Dragon, Sisay, and Dodo. We have some detective work to do!” And together they walked away and got into a car.

“Do you have any idea where we’re going to find him?” Said Sisay as they drove away. “No, but I have some friends that COULD help us find him.” Said the detective.